Message. [–]sautros 167 points168 points169 points 3 years ago (3 children). [–]Lincolnius 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (2 children). Amy Wolfe is a confident 32-year-old American who lives in New York State. When ever we hear or say the word "lizard" you must lick your finger and smear your spit on the other person. I would do it so it becomes the new 10 and everything else kinda goes a grade down. Unfilter. Now she actually tells me where she wants to eat when I ask. Coz some relationships are WEIRD AF! Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people’s homes for a living, what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen or found? Basically if it was a bad time to be making jokes like that (whether they weren't in the mood for it or it's not okay given the state of people around), we would give the signal which was flipping each other off with both hands, one finger pointed up and the other pointed down. [–]usernumber36 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children). The other person makes dinner, cleans up, etc. It is not weird to be a celibate or virgin . I'm single and it fucks me up every day. By karrie_999 Completed. Well done to both of you. [–][deleted] 8880Answer Link887 points888 points889 points 3 years ago (52 children). [–]NESoteric 49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (4 children). [–]Roses_into_gold 36 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (3 children). [–]aGuyWithBigHats 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]SixthUnderminer 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (4 children). [–]voksul 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (12 children), I'm not in a relationship right now, but I intend to make my girlfriend learn and sing sea shanties with me around the house. Sneha Fatehpuria. Every month we nominate one of them as roommate of the month and the other as employee of the month (he works from home and they hang out in the office with him.) First, I'm not a specialist, so I will talk about my experience with a autistic person, My brother is autistic and something he hates is changing his routine. [–]ToePickPrincess 39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago (2 children). Rendered by PID 18371 on r2-app-099793d946e2f8926 at 2020-12-28 18:25:15.894340+00:00 running 6abf2be country code: FR. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Not all men have weird as fuck relationships with their mothers. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. This has been violated exactly once and resulted in three days of silent tension. It's always tough and … [–]YourMomSaidHi 222 points223 points224 points 3 years ago (10 children), That cat wouldn't do the same for you. To balance it out, he does most of the dishes despite doing very little of the actual cooking. It does not get counted toward the monthly budget when spent and the other person can't veto what it is used for. [–][deleted] 117 points118 points119 points 3 years ago (4 children). You never put sugar into a tea after the hot water if you want it all to dissolve properly. Someone should shove a halberd up his ass. We have no say how we use our personal accounts but we have to consult each other every time we use the joint. You can find the best, most unexplainable paranormal stories , career advice, NSFW sex questions, and much, much more on … 484k. We are always truthful during a pinkie swear. Mario Bros. Is a Nintendo product, not a Sony product. Me on the other hand, I'm happy to look upon the ladies. This has occasionally ended up with both of us having our own spatula both stirring the same food at the same time, [–]LunaOona 254 points255 points256 points 3 years ago (13 children), [–]infuriatesloth 245 points246 points247 points 3 years ago (12 children), I just imagine them both stirring furiously and looking at the others pot, [–]dakiii 384 points385 points386 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–][deleted] 86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (5 children), [–]MagicMistoffelees 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]theAlpacaLives 57 points58 points59 points 3 years ago (2 children). It only counts if the cat mounted the lap voluntarily and without coaxing. Of course, this has resulted in someone pretending not to hear the horking in the kitchen. My SO and I do this as well although it's due to work schedules. Now that we have some extra cash, we decided this was a good way to treat ourselves to things we want. Night shift workers of reddit: what are some things you get to experience that others typically don't? Tell them you love them, every day. [–]SSmtb 5540Answer Link553 points554 points555 points 3 years ago (32 children), [–]showtunez 105 points106 points107 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]BSRussell 79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (4 children). I cook all the food, I always drive, and I'm in charge of fast-forwarding through commercials. Even/especially if the other is sleeping. I'll bring it up with my partner and see if we can incorporate that as well :), [–]Chowdahhh 162 points163 points164 points 3 years ago (2 children), My friends and I used to have something like that in high school because we love shit talking. When you do _____ you make me feel like that" something like that, you know? I dunno why, I just kind of want to do this. This also helps when we go out to eat. 2. No kiss goodbye in the morning can really fuck up your day. We both work full time and understand that we may be too tired or drained from work to do any major chores. Also, if something big comes up in life, that money is counted as savings to fix the incident. Reddit isn't sharing their porn for this sub right now. [–]zangor 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (3 children). Just making dinner when "In South Australia I was born..." Doing laundry when "Louis was the king o' France / before the revolut - i - on...". [–]warm_ice 258 points259 points260 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–]2spooky_5me 61 points62 points63 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]Raptorman84 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]sit_ur_ass_down 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]HappySadHuman 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]svenson_26 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (1 child), Richard WISHES he was as cool as Chandler, [–]LegionGaming2k 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child). It's really a great way to start the day :), [–]chasinggodzilla 36 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (0 children). The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. It always confuses me when people act like each other's finances don't matter. It hasn't stopped me yet. [–]ready4traction 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (2 children). [–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]MadamNixie 4470Answer Link446 points447 points448 points 3 years ago (28 children). We have the understanding that, once this codeword is spoken, everything is 100% serious and needs to be handled as such. I always want Chinese food, she doesn't always want it. Whenever we're frustrated or angry about something that doesn't involve each other, we have a code word that when said, we stay away from each other until feelings are cooled down. We're both huge control freaks so we try our best to split up who has control over what. That way, no feelings are unnecessarily hurt. It works out pretty well. This is mostly my rule. There is a framed roommate award downstairs on the wall, framed employee award upstairs in the office. I make the teas. I really want an update on this after the wedding... [–]balzotheclown 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (2 children). We're distance, and so the way it usually works is she comes to see me at my school during minor breaks and long weekends (usually a couple of times per year), and I go to see her at her house on major holidays like spring break and christmas. I like your first bullet point. What about overcast days? That way one of us isn't agonizing over some imagined problem all day just to find out that the other wanted to talk about what brand of graphics card to buy. They don't have to be huge dates. Megathread I know, I know. [–]koiotchka 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (5 children). This sounds so great. It’s not surprising that people turn to the internet for relationship advice, usually with throwaway handles and identities obscured. No. If her leftovers are in the fridge uneaten for 3 days, they are mine and she isn't allowed to argue or complain about it. [–]theAlpacaLives 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children). more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. [–]Wreck_Me_Ralph 72 points73 points74 points 3 years ago (5 children). When either of us are pooping. [–]paulwhite959 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). If we both have work on the same night, we work "together" at the same table and get delivery and no one has to clean up. Thank you for responding, it's fine that you are not a expert, none of us are. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. So just cards or a plasma TV for Christmas? 'Hey so... hmm' No one says papaya randomly. We usually clean the apartment fully when we both have the same day off. And when it's time for me to wake up he's right there for a few hours before I have to rush off. It is one of the toughest decision to remain detached from love and lust. 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